📧 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝗧𝗿𝗮𝗻𝘀𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗼𝗿: 𝗘𝗺𝗮𝗶𝗹 𝗘𝗱𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 🇱🇧😂

📧 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝗧𝗿𝗮𝗻𝘀𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗼𝗿: 𝗘𝗺𝗮𝗶𝗹 𝗘𝗱𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 🇱🇧😂

If Lebanese work emails had subtitles, HR would need popcorn. 🍿

“Per my last email” = I already said this, but let’s pretend you didn’t see it.

“Circling back” = You ignored me once — never again.

“Hope this finds you well” = before the power goes out.

“Let’s take this offline” = ta ma n3ayet 3a ba3dna bil group chat.

“Kind regards” = I’m typing with rage but keeping it classy.

“Following up” = Still nothing? Ok, round two.

“Gentle reminder” = This is your final warning — gently.

“Noted with thanks” = I have no energy to discuss this further.

“Best regards” = I’m done being nice.

“Please advise” = I’ve given up — it’s your problem now.

“Any update?” = I’m asking nicely before I lose it.

“Apologies for the delay” = Lebanese internet happened.

“Appreciate your support” = I really mean: please fix this.

Corporate life in Lebanon is already a dark comedy…

the emails just add subtitles.